To Cut or Not to Cut

That is my question. It’s a constantly revolving question. Currently i’m in a phase where i want to chop it all off. It’s in the way, it’s falling out, it’s a hassle. It goes in a clip every day. I’m turning 36 next month and i have to let go of the fantasy that someday […]

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My little angel baby is turning 2 in two and a half weeks. I can’t even stand this. On one hand, of course it’s cool she’s so much more independent. She’s talking, she’s running/climbing/jumping. She’s splashing and eating and following directions. But i miss my little punkin head baby girl. The little sweet cherub that […]

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A Letter to Educational Admin

Hello there. It’s *me*. Again. I completely understand that you are swamped two weeks before school starts, however. That is not my problem. My problem is getting the kids i need registered for school. Properly. Without a headache or three times the added work just because you didn’t feel like double-checking the process so you […]

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Heeeelp Meeeeeee

My neighbors and passersby today may see a very interesting site. My face pressed to the front window with a sign simply saying “HELP ME!” as my children dance on the furniture in the background waving markers and kitchen utensils wildly daring anyone to cross the threshold to help. or direct. or engage. or corral. […]

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Is That ME?!

Do you ever meet someone and think, “holy shit, am i that annoying to people?!” I did. Today. Worst part was i was a captive member of a club stuck at a coffee shop across from a woman I couldn’t get away from fast enough. This person was visiting from Southern California and said “like” […]

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Here lies the eyeball of my son’s poor grey kitty cat. (stuffed animal) He was left on the deck, and now he’s a wreck The puppy sure liked what she found My kid is distraught, for the kitty poorly fought and now sees through only one eye that is round   Motherhood rule #387 No […]

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Ever stalk people you once knew on Facebook just to see what they look like now? Like that guy you had a crush on from jr high through high school? Scaaaaary! Or your first boyfriend, or even first fiancee? Am i giving away too much info here? It’s times like this i’m reminded that just […]

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Ever have one of those days? I’m having one. It’s like three days wrapped into one big rollercoaster. I met a woman today who is a widow and i felt the need to try extra hard when i got home… after the toddler’s nap. My son has been talking about planting a garden and i […]

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