Dear Usually Very Healthy Child, If you sneeze into my face one more time, i’m going to put red pepper in your chicken soup! Ok, not really. But i’m tempted. Also, pulling out one tissue to wipe the one little clear snot bubble dripping out of your nostril does not kill the entire tissue. You […]Read More Sick n’ Snotty
OMFG Today I have declared National I Dont Care Day in our house. Kids fighting? I dont care. Kids crying? I dont care. Kids bleeding? I could maybe find a band-aid. Went out last night for moms night out with two friends and had a great time. I only had one drink so I was […]Read More Losing It, Losing It, Lost It!
We are getting new neighbors… like now. As I type this there is a U-Haul in the neighboring driveway. Please, Little Baby Jesus, let them be normal, not uptight, friendly and non-judgmental in a relatable and coffee-talk-judgmental of only those I dont like type of way. Please let their kids be fun and respectful and […]Read More Fresh Meat
Each place we have moved has meant a new start finding friends. This is a difficult task as a grown up, and has been written about many times over. This last move had me out searching again for like-minded, like-parenting, normal, sane(ish), funny women I can both relate to and hopefully be relatable to. The […]Read More Friends
This entry is more for my own reference. Something I can go back and review in a concise place. There will (hopefully) be more in the next couple of weeks, but here’s the first. I’m taking a positive parenting class right now. I roped a friend into going with me, which was especially great for […]Read More Mom School
I’m taking a class on how to be a better parent; Positive Discipline & Parenting. Tonight, on a whim, I asked my kids to draw a picture for me o look at while i’m at class. Here’s what i got: My daughter, 3.5, did hers first. ‘A Vampire’. She drew it sideways. My son, 7, […]Read More Artists
Usually I look forward to Mondays. This was not the case when I woke up this morning, however. Despite the gorgeous weather, i’m kaput today. We were outside for most of the weekend. Soaking it in, as it were. We went garage sale hunting. And by ‘hunting’, i mean we became cartographers of the Eastside. […]Read More Monday, bloody Monday