Dear Bunny


Dear Easter Bunny,
I bet you think you’re pretty funny. I do not appreciate the grey hair you left all over my head this Easter. I did not ask for it, I do not want it, and you can shove it up your cottontail.
Next time this happens, momma’s gonna have herself four new lucky rabbit feet.
Completely Sincere,
sarcasmica

by the way, the kids loved the baskets, you are a genius for the under 8 crowd. lets leave it at that, Funny Bunny.

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