Kid Quotes

I was explaining to my son what he got his dad for father’s day.. here’s the conversation:
“…and also a jar of really hot hot sauce.”
kid: “Why does dad like hot sauce so much?”
me: “I have no idea, he just does. He likes hot things.”
kid: “Yea, like you.”
…awkward pause followed by hysterical laughter from me

After completing the 2nd to last day of school:
kid: “You know mom, I like school now.”
me: *snort*, “Why? What is it you like?”
kid: “Recess. Making friends.”

this is the ‘Day late and a dollar short’ lesson

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