Here is the difference between dating and marriage.
When you cook for your boyfriend and he finds a hair in the food, he may be horrified or grossed out, but he hides it. He does not want to call attention to a potentially embarrassing situation.
When your husband finds a hair in the food it is held up, pointed out & identified right then and there…and then he finishes dinner.
Why? Because the next time she wants to bitch at him about something, this will not be on the list.
Brownie points were earned this day and it will be duly noted. It shall be etched on the wall beside the kids’ height measurements for all time!