Ok. Feeling helpless, and I detest feeling helpless. While the genius women of color, lawyers, congresswomen, indigenous women and boomers who have all had to fight for equality before now take the lead and march us into a current decade, I have to do something. Here are some ideas… some might be terrible, but hey, at least i’m trying
1. What if Planned Parenthood bought an NFL team:
Name the home field The Uterus. Every Sunday, The Uterus would be full, and the concessions would be tacos, clams, anything metaphorical to a vagina.
Team mascot would obviously be a beaver with an IUD.
Blush & Bashful jerseys
marketing options for all sorts of women-owned businesses
only female CEO and staff
after breast cancer awareness month, they could do women’s health month where every week a woman’s story is highlighted about how abortion saved her life
2. ACLU Starts buying ad time/billboards/Fox News ad space
Run ads showing stay at home dads, single dads, and dads of multiples in spaces where they always show a mom.
Run ads for mortuaries and cemeteries selling pink headstones with a discount code of “ifonlyshecouldhaveabortedsafely”
3. Donate enough money for adoption organizations to run ads during the Republican National Convention
Have Sarah McLachlan write a sad theme song and run pictures of children needing families
4. (probably the most unrealistic & controversial) Buy out a gun company like Smith & Wesson
Rename all the guns: Ectopic Pregnancy Obliterator, Incest Consequence, Miscarriage Manager, Medical Necessity Nora
Men and women comparing hunting stories would become accessories to abortion cases
they would all be variations of pink
This is all i’ve got, so I hope something happens soon to turn this insane assylum around. Time to wake up, folks because if you aren’t a rich, old, white penis owner, you will be next to lose freedoms and rights.
Sarcasmica 