Soap Nope

I am 5’10” 1/2. The other day the speech teacher at the school I work at came into the room. She is about 5’11 and a whole person lighter than me. She offered me the bath bomb someone had given her for teacher appreciation week. My response: “I think I was about 10 years old […]

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Flappy Hands

I’m a working educational interpreter again! Huzzah! It has felt amazing to be back at work, even if it’s just part time. Part time is the sweet spot, y’all. It’s a lot of purpose with a little bit of commitment. I have not worked in a decade and SO much has changed. First and foremost, […]

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Out Of Nowhere Talks

My daughter got out of the shower last night and started asking me if I remember the part in “Shazam!” when the boy gets left by his mother. (and ends up in foster care) I told her I did and she started crying and saying how sad it was that his mother actually left him. […]

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Spring Breaking Ma’ Brain

Happy Spring, y’all!! What a whirlwind the last month has been. After recovering from an abominable amount of snow days (ha, see what I did there?!) we slid into parent/teacher conferences and then our epic Spring Break Road Trip. And it was a trip. Conferences were … predictable. I found out less than a week […]

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Toetal Bummer

So the last couple of weeks have been a bit brutal in the whole “Dont Die Diet Plan”. Between oral surgery, failed surgery, bone growth, Girl scout cookies, easter m&ms, cold from hell, new job and now a new finding: bone spur in the joint of my big toe, walking has been on the back […]

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Zombie Virus

I have it. It’s been a while since a cold has knocked me on my ass, but this bug is not a mere cold. This is an abomination. It doesn’t help that for the past three months I’ve had parallel induced painful events. It started with my tattoo, this coincided with my dental procedures for […]

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Growing Up

I am so proud of my son. He has been the reason for many an exasperated post, a confused perplexed dilemma, a tired and rambling blog topic. Here’s the thing, though; all those posts were me working out the inner thoughts I had in my exhausted, untrained mind. Tonight I was going through some old […]

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