1. Husband: “Babe! I hear The Sandman coming! He’s real!”
Me: “Hides dry summer sandal feet in socks.”
2. I wonder how long i’ll be married before I come to bed to find my husband has changed the sheets and made the bed.
Probably as long as it takes to hire a nurse to care for us both…and change the sheets.
3. How many days til school?!?
4. Am I really ready for pumpkins already? (Yea..i kind of am)
5. Why dont we have a pool or a/c?! Oh yea…Washington.
Sarcasmica 